Woman wearing a white 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay a white 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay a black 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay a sand beige 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay a light pink 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay an ash gray 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Woman wearing a white 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay a white 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay a black 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay a sand beige 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay a light pink 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay an ash gray 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.

Not My Trash Not My Dumpster Hoodie
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Color: White
Size: S
Size guide

Premium Quality

Heavyweight cotton with a soft vintage feel.

Fast Worldwide Shipping

Get free shipping with orders over $99

Easy 30-Day Returns

Love it or send it back, hassle-free.
Woman wearing a white 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.

Not My Trash Not My Dumpster Hoodie

$59.90 $44.90
Woman wearing a white 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay a white 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay a black 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay a sand beige 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay a light pink 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.
Flat lay an ash gray 'Not My Trash, Not My Dumpster' hoodie with a funny retro raccoon drinking coffee graphic.

Not My Trash Not My Dumpster Hoodie

$59.90 $44.90
Color: White
Size: S
Size & Fit

Our tees are cut for a relaxed, easy-going fit — just the way a vintage-inspired graphic tee should be. Made from heavyweight, ring-spun cotton, they have a soft, broken-in feel from day one. The fit is unisex and true to size, with just the right amount of room for all-day comfort.

Men: order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit, or size up for extra oversized vibes.

Women: order your usual unisex size for a relaxed look, or size down if you prefer a closer fit.

For exact measurements, check the size chart above before ordering 👆

Shipping & Return

Shipping Times

We ship lightning-fast so your new favorite shirt is in your hands ASAP.
Here’s when you can expect it:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 4–10 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Worldwide: 10–30 business days

📌 All orders include tracking — we’ll email you the link the moment it ships.

Returns & Exchanges

Order with confidence — we make returns easy. You have 14 days from delivery to send it back or swap for another size/design.

✅ Quick Return Rules:

  • Unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine)
  • In original condition (no deodorant stains)
  • Exchanges available for size or design changes

📩 Start a Return:
Just email support@sundryft.com — we’ll handle the rest.

Description

The Hoodie for Masters of Minding Their Own Business

Because Not Everything Is Your Problem

Some people thrive on drama. Others thrive on snacks. And then there’s the raccoon—the ultimate expert in taking what it wants, pretending it doesn’t know you, and disappearing into the night. If that sounds like your energy, this Not My Trash Not My Dumpster Hoodie is basically your new uniform.

Warm, Cozy, and Just the Right Amount of Sass

This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s a whole mood. Made with ultra-soft fabric, a roomy hood, and a classic fit, it’s perfect for dodging nonsense while staying toasty.

Why You Need This Hoodie

✔️ Super soft and cozy – Feels like a warm hug… from a raccoon (but without the questionable hygiene).
✔️ Funny, relatable design – Because let’s be real, some messes just aren’t your problem.
✔️ Unisex fit – Perfect for everyone who believes in staying warm and staying out of drama.

For Those Who Prefer to Watch the Chaos from a Safe Distance

Pair it with jeans, sweatpants, or wear it like a cozy shield from the outside world. Whether you love raccoons or just love your peace and quiet, this hoodie is calling your name.

Get yours now—before it mysteriously disappears into the night like a true trash panda. 🌙🦝
Size chart

Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     
S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Related Products

Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90

Recently Viewed Products