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A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood Hoodie

$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Color: White
Size: S

Premium Quality

Heavyweight cotton with a soft vintage feel.

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Woman wearing white 'A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood' hoodie with funny retro beaver sitting on a wood stump graphic

A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood Hoodie

$59.90 $44.90

A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood Hoodie

$59.90 $44.90
Color: White
Size: S

Our tees are cut for a relaxed, easy-going fit — just the way a vintage-inspired graphic tee should be. Made from heavyweight, ring-spun cotton, they have a soft, broken-in feel from day one. The fit is unisex and true to size, with just the right amount of room for all-day comfort.

Men: order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit, or size up for extra oversized vibes.

Women: order your usual unisex size for a relaxed look, or size down if you prefer a closer fit.

For exact measurements, check the size chart above before ordering 👆

Shipping Times

We ship lightning-fast so your new favorite shirt is in your hands ASAP.
Here’s when you can expect it:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 4–10 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Worldwide: 10–30 business days

📌 All orders include tracking — we’ll email you the link the moment it ships.

Returns & Exchanges

Order with confidence — we make returns easy. You have 14 days from delivery to send it back or swap for another size/design.

Quick Return Rules:

  • Unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine)
  • In original condition (no deodorant stains)
  • Exchanges available for size or design changes

📩 Start a Return:
Just email support@sundryft.com — we’ll handle the rest.

A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood! – Nature’s Funniest Life Lesson 🦫🌲

A Beavery Important Message

Listen, we’re not saying personal hygiene and ambition go hand in hand… but this beaver might be onto something. The A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood Hoodie is perfect for nature lovers, pun enthusiasts, and people who appreciate a well-groomed beaver (literally).

Why This Hoodie is a Must-Have

🦫 Hilarious Retro Beaver Graphic – Just a hard-working beaver sharing his wisdom.
🔥 Cozy, Soft & Built for Maximum Comfort – Whether you’re chopping wood or just chilling.
🌲 A Guaranteed Conversation Starter – Expect double-takes, chuckles, and nods of approval.

For Pun Lovers, Outdoor Enthusiasts & Anyone Who Enjoys a Good Laugh

Sometimes life hands you a lesson disguised as a joke—wear it proudly.

🦫 Stay clean. Stay cozy. Get more wood. Shop now! 🚀🔥

Size chart

Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     

S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

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