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"Honestly, All My Systems Are Nervous" shirt in ivory with funny retro raccoon graphic
"Honestly, All My Systems Are Nervous" shirt in white with funny retro raccoon graphic
"Honestly, All My Systems Are Nervous" shirt in ivory with funny retro raccoon graphic
"Honestly, All My Systems Are Nervous" shirt in white with funny retro raccoon graphic
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All My Systems Are Nervous Shirt

$34.95$29.95
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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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PRODUCT INFORMATION
PRODUCT INFORMATION

The All My Systems Are Nervous Shirt is for anyone who’s ever been one minor inconvenience away from a full system crash. Featuring the hilarious quote “Honestly, all my systems are nervous,” this funny retro anxiety tee nails that over-caffeinated, overstimulated, but still-functioning vibe. It’s soft, cozy, and feels like your emotional support shirt — perfect for work, therapy, or pretending to have it all together. A must-have for overthinkers, anxious minds, and anyone who laughs through the chaos.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Funny raccoon retro graphic
  • Relatable humor for anxious or overthinking souls
  • Vintage retro graphic with a soft, lived-in feel
  • Perfect gift for friends who cope with jokes and coffee

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Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     
S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship lightning-fast so your new favorite shirt is in your hands ASAP.
Here’s when you can expect it:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 4–10 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Worldwide: 10–30 business days

📌 All orders include tracking — we’ll email you the link the moment it ships.

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Order with confidence — we make returns easy. You have 14 days from delivery to send it back or swap for another size/design.

✅ Quick Return Rules:

  • Unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine)
  • In original condition (no deodorant stains)
  • Exchanges available for size or design changes

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"Honestly, All My Systems Are Nervous" shirt in ivory with funny retro raccoon graphic

All My Systems Are Nervous Shirt

$34.95$29.95
Ivory
White
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL