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"Honestly, All My Systems Are Nervous" shirt in ivory with funny retro raccoon graphic

All My Systems Are Nervous Shirt

Sale price  $29.95 Regular price  $34.95
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The All My Systems Are Nervous Shirt is for anyone who’s ever been one minor inconvenience away from a full system crash. Featuring the hilarious quote “Honestly, all my systems are nervous,” this funny retro anxiety tee nails that over-caffeinated, overstimulated, but still-functioning vibe. It’s soft, cozy, and feels like your emotional support shirt — perfect for work, therapy, or pretending to have it all together. A must-have for overthinkers, anxious minds, and anyone who laughs through the chaos.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Funny raccoon retro graphic
  • Relatable humor for anxious or overthinking souls
  • Vintage retro graphic with a soft, lived-in feel
  • Perfect gift for friends who cope with jokes and coffee

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