First Of All I'm A Delight Hoodie

First of All, I'm a Delight Hoodie: Opossum Attitude, Full Comfort

There are two types of people in the world: those who radiate joy and those who are sarcastic opossums. This First of All, I’m a Delight Hoodie lets you be both. It’s the perfect balance of sass, self-love, and a little bit of nocturnal charm—all while keeping you cozy.

Why This Hoodie Is Your Spirit Animal

• Sarcasm? Check. For those days when “delightful” feels like a stretch.
• Retro Opossum Graphic: Because nothing says “I’m a vibe” like a slightly unhinged marsupial.
• Cozy Comfort: Soft as an opossum’s belly (probably), this hoodie is made for all-day lounging or sarcastic standoffs.

Perfect for Every Occasion

Whether you’re telling someone off with a grin, chilling at home, or making your next big sarcastic self-love statement, this hoodie has your back—literally.

A Quick Message from the Opossum

“Life’s too short to pretend you’re not delightful. Wear the hoodie, and let ‘em know!”