Gardening, Because Murder Is Wrong Crop Top

Stay Out of Jail, Start a Garden

Some people hit the gym to relieve stress. Others meditate. But you? You turn to gardening—because let’s be honest, it’s probably the best way to avoid a true crime documentary about you. 🌱🪴

Why You Need The Gardening, Because Murder Is Wrong Crop Top:

✔ Dark humor? Check.
✔ Retro style? Absolutely.
✔ Super comfy? Duh.

Perfect For:

🪴 People who talk to their plants like they’re coworkers
🧤 Gardeners who consider weeding an aggressive therapy session
💀 Anyone with a slightly unhinged love for true crime

Slip this on, grab your gardening gloves, and let the world know you choose peace… through plants. 🌿 But also, don’t test me.