Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Hoodie

Why This Hoodie Will Ruin You for Other Hoodies

There’s something oddly satisfying about wearing a hoodie that speaks your mind—especially when it’s as cozy as the Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong hoodie. It’s not just a hoodie; it’s a soft, warm hug that whispers, “You could pull weeds… or pull your neighbors into check with this savage sense of humor.”

If we were to compare the feeling of wearing this hoodie to something, it’s like biting into a perfect grilled cheese sandwich. Cheesy, comforting, and just a little dangerous if you’re lactose intolerant.

For All You Plant Whisperers and Soil Slayers

• Perfect for Plant Parents: Whether you’re growing tomatoes or just pretending to water succulents, this hoodie has your back.
• Super Soft: Made from ethically sourced materials softer than a squirrel napping in a cashmere sock.
• Darkly Funny: Let everyone know that your zen garden might have a slightly unhinged side.