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Woman wearing an ivory "Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong" shirt with a funny retro graphic of a housewife gardening in a flower bed.
Woman wearing a white "Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong" shirt with a funny retro graphic of a housewife gardening in a flower bed.
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Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt

$34.90$29.90
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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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PRODUCT INFORMATION

Murder? Nah, Gardening Sounds Better

The Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong shirt is for people who choose plants over prison. It’s funny, a little dark, and totally relatable. Perfect for gardeners with a sense of humor and just enough rage to water twice. The retro design adds charm, while the message says, “Back off, I’m weeding out stress.” It’s soft, comfy, and great for pulling weeds or pulling attention. Wear it with dirt on your hands and a smirk on your face.

Get yours now before someone steps on your tulips!

  • 🌸 “Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong” retro graphic
  • 🌿 Perfect for plant lovers, gardeners, and chaos queens
  • 👕 Soft, breathable, and easy to wear while digging
  • 🎁 Great gift for moms, green thumbs, and sarcastic souls
  • ✅ Makes people laugh, then look concerned

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Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     
S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship lightning-fast so your new favorite shirt is in your hands ASAP.
Here’s when you can expect it:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 4–10 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Worldwide: 10–30 business days

📌 All orders include tracking — we’ll email you the link the moment it ships.

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Order with confidence — we make returns easy. You have 14 days from delivery to send it back or swap for another size/design.

✅ Quick Return Rules:

  • Unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine)
  • In original condition (no deodorant stains)
  • Exchanges available for size or design changes

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Woman wearing an ivory "Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong" shirt with a funny retro graphic of a housewife gardening in a flower bed.

Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Shirt

$34.90$29.90
Ivory
White
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL