Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Sweatshirt

Because Let’s Be Real: Orange Jumpsuits Don’t Suit Anyone

We’ve all been there. One minute you’re lovingly pruning your azaleas, the next you’re side-eyeing that nosy neighbor who’s been “borrowing” your garden gnome collection. Take a deep breath, and let this sweatshirt be your therapy.

Wearing the Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Sweatshirt feels like planting seeds of sass in a world full of weeds. It’s soft, comfy, and so absurdly funny it might just stop you from considering... alternative problem-solving methods.

A Sweatshirt That Grows On You (Pun Intended)

Slip it on. Feel the comfort. And laugh knowing you’re keeping your gardening zen intact while telling the world you could handle things differently—but you’re too classy for that.