I Am A Conduit For Nonsense Hoodie

Our tees are cut for a relaxed, easy-going fit — just the way a vintage-inspired graphic tee should be. Made from heavyweight, ring-spun cotton, they have a soft, broken-in feel from day one. The fit is unisex and true to size, with just the right amount of room for all-day comfort.

Men: order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit, or size up for extra oversized vibes.

Women: order your usual unisex size for a relaxed look, or size down if you prefer a closer fit.

For exact measurements, check the size chart above before ordering 👆

Shipping Times

We ship lightning-fast so your new favorite shirt is in your hands ASAP.
Here’s when you can expect it:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 4–10 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Worldwide: 10–30 business days

📌 All orders include tracking — we’ll email you the link the moment it ships.

Returns & Exchanges

Order with confidence — we make returns easy. You have 14 days from delivery to send it back or swap for another size/design.

✅ Quick Return Rules:

• Unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine)
• In original condition (no deodorant stains)
• Exchanges available for size or design changes

📩 Start a Return:
Just email support@sundryft.com — we’ll handle the rest.