I Eat Asbestos Hoodie

Dangerously Dumb – I Eat Asbestos Hoodie

Ever bite into drywall and think, “Mmm, spicy”? Then this hoodie’s for you. I Eat Asbestos is the boldest, dumbest flex you’ll ever wear. It’s retro, it’s weird, and it gets laughs faster than you can say “EPA violation.” Super soft. Zero asbestos (we think). Wear it to confuse everyone at brunch, the DMV, or your next job interview.

🚀 Dare to disturb the peace—grab yours before it’s banned!

Highlights:
• Premium comfort cotton-poly blend
• Retro graphic that screams “What?”
• Great gift for irony lovers and chaos goblins
• Perfect for gas stations, Waffle House, and your ex's house
• Machine washable and meme-approved