I May Not Be A Star But I Sure Am Burning Out Hoodie

Why You Need This Hoodie in Your Orbit

Ever felt like you’re not quite a supernova, but more like a star that’s slightly… over it? Yeah, same. This hoodie gets you. Featuring a hilariously dramatic raccoon (your spirit animal, admit it) with a retro Y2K vibe, it’s the ultimate cozy companion for days when life feels like one giant group project you didn’t sign up for.

Stellar Features:

• Hilarious Design: Because nothing says “I’m thriving” like a raccoon in existential crisis.
• Comfy AF: Made from premium fabric so soft, it feels like a warm hug from your favorite blanket.
• Conversation Starter: Perfect for sparking laughs—or concerned questions—at coffee shops, parties, and therapy sessions.

Who’s It For?

This hoodie is for:

• Anyone who’s equal parts funny and just done.
• People who think raccoons are low-key philosophers.
• Burnout survivors looking to embrace the humor in it all.