Live Fast Eat Trash Shirt

A Tee For Those Who Live Wild and Eat Trash

If raccoons had a motto, this would be it. The Live Fast Eat Trash shirt is for the trash panda lovers and snack raiders at heart. It’s comfy, it’s cheeky, and it screams “I do what I want.” Perfect for lazy days, wild nights, or trips to the dumpster. The retro opossum & raccoon graphic makes it a real eye-catcher. Great gift for the friend who thinks pizza crust is a food group. Wear it and embrace your inner chaos gremlin.

🚀 Grab yours now before it disappears like last night’s leftovers.

🔹 Product Highlights

• Unisex fit, soft cotton, authentic retro-style shirt
• Hilarious retro raccoon and opossum design
• Great for gifting or offending squirrels
• Looks awesome in trash lighting or daylight
• Made for snackers, loungers, and weirdos