Moister Than An Oyster Hoodie

🌊 A Hoodie That’s Dripping in Style

Some things in life just hit different—like fresh oysters, humid summer days, and this ridiculously funny hoodie. If you like your humor with a splash of questionable and a sprinkle of NSFW, congrats—you’ve found your new go-to hoodie.

🔥 Why You Need This Hoodie

✅ Retro, cheeky design – Subtle but not really
✅ Ultra-soft fabric – Like a warm hug from Poseidon himself
✅ Guaranteed double takes – Just wait till grandma sees it

Slip Into Something Moisturizing

Wear it to the bar, wear it to brunch, or wear it to remind everyone that life’s too short for dry humor (or dry oysters). Get yours now before it’s all soaked up! 💦