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Our tees are cut for a relaxed, easy-going fit — just the way a vintage-inspired graphic tee should be. Made from heavyweight, ring-spun cotton, they have a soft, broken-in feel from day one. The fit is unisex and true to size, with just the right amount of room for all-day comfort.
Men: order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit, or size up for extra oversized vibes.
Women: order your usual unisex size for a relaxed look, or size down if you prefer a closer fit.
For exact measurements, check the size chart above before ordering 👆
We ship lightning-fast so your new favorite shirt is in your hands ASAP.
Here’s when you can expect it:
🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 4–10 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Worldwide: 10–30 business days
📌 All orders include tracking — we’ll email you the link the moment it ships.
Order with confidence — we make returns easy. You have 14 days from delivery to send it back or swap for another size/design.
✅ Quick Return Rules:
📩 Start a Return:
Just email support@sundryft.com — we’ll handle the rest.
Some things in life just hit different—like fresh oysters, humid summer days, and this ridiculously funny hoodie. If you like your humor with a splash of questionable and a sprinkle of NSFW, congrats—you’ve found your new go-to hoodie.
✅ Retro, cheeky design – Subtle but not really
✅ Ultra-soft fabric – Like a warm hug from Poseidon himself
✅ Guaranteed double takes – Just wait till grandma sees it
Wear it to the bar, wear it to brunch, or wear it to remind everyone that life’s too short for dry humor (or dry oysters). Get yours now before it’s all soaked up! 💦
Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.
📌 Unisex fit – true to size
✔ Regular look = your usual size
✔ Oversized = one size up
Size | Width (Chest) |
Length |
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S | 18" (46 cm) | 27" (71 cm) |
M | 20" (51 cm) | 28" (74 cm) |
L | 22" (56 cm) | 29" (76 cm) |
XL | 24" (61 cm) | 31" (79 cm) |
2XL | 26" (66 cm) | 32" (81 cm) |
3XL | 28" (71 cm) | 33" (84 cm) |
4XL | 30" (76 cm) | 34" (86 cm) |
🛠 Fabric Info:
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage
📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!
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