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My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic Hoodie

$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Color: White
Size: S

Premium Quality

Heavyweight cotton with a soft vintage feel.

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Woman wearing a white 'My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic' hoodie featuring a funny retro cowboy raccoon graphic.

My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic Hoodie

$59.90 $44.90

My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic Hoodie

$59.90 $44.90
Color: White
Size: S

Our tees are cut for a relaxed, easy-going fit — just the way a vintage-inspired graphic tee should be. Made from heavyweight, ring-spun cotton, they have a soft, broken-in feel from day one. The fit is unisex and true to size, with just the right amount of room for all-day comfort.

Men: order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit, or size up for extra oversized vibes.

Women: order your usual unisex size for a relaxed look, or size down if you prefer a closer fit.

For exact measurements, check the size chart above before ordering 👆

Shipping Times

We ship lightning-fast so your new favorite shirt is in your hands ASAP.
Here’s when you can expect it:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 4–10 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Worldwide: 10–30 business days

📌 All orders include tracking — we’ll email you the link the moment it ships.

Returns & Exchanges

Order with confidence — we make returns easy. You have 14 days from delivery to send it back or swap for another size/design.

Quick Return Rules:

  • Unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine)
  • In original condition (no deodorant stains)
  • Exchanges available for size or design changes

📩 Start a Return:
Just email support@sundryft.com — we’ll handle the rest.

Some Things Are Worth The Anxiety

Life’s full of stress. Traffic. Emails. That one dude at the gym who grunts like he’s giving birth to a refrigerator. But amidst the chaos, one truth remains: your ass is a masterpiece. And this hoodie? It’s here to celebrate that.

Big Mood, Bigger...You Know

Slip into this retro-style unisex hoodie and let the world know you’re a walking contradiction—chronically anxious, yet undeniably iconic. It’s soft, cozy, and designed for those who overthink texts but never second-guess their backshots.

Why You Need The My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic Hoodie:

Premium comfort – Like a warm hug from someone who actually understands your existential dread.
Statement-making design – Because if your DMs are dry, your hoodie shouldn’t be.
Perfect for any occasion – Wear it to therapy, Taco Tuesday, or while staring at your phone wondering why nobody’s texting back.

The Takeaway?

Anxiety is temporary. This ass? Timeless.

Size chart

Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     

S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

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