My Flabbers Have Been Gasted Crop Top

Prepare to Have Your Flabbers Thoroughly Gasted

There are moments in life that leave you speechless—like finding out your grandma has a TikTok or realizing squirrels can swim. And then, there’s this crop top. It’s here to tell the world that you’ve seen some things. Your flabbers? Gasted. Your jaw? On the floor. Your sense of reality? Questionable at best.

Why You Need This Crop Top (Like, Right Now)

✔ Hilarious & Relatable – Because we’ve all had our flabbers gasted at some point.
✔ Soft & Comfy – Like being wrapped in a cloud of bewilderment.
✔ Retro & Unique – Just like that weird fever dream you had last week.

Perfect For:

🔹 Anyone who constantly gasps at the absurdity of life
🔹 People who saw their total at checkout and needed a moment
🔹 Folks who love retro, funny graphic tees that make strangers chuckle

So, if you’re ready to wear your shock and awe on your sleeve (or midriff), grab this funny retro crop top before your flabbers get gasted again.