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Woman wearing retro opossum graphic shirt in ash grey color with the funny quote "life hack, play dead to avoid responsibility"
Woman wearing retro opossum graphic shirt in natural beige color with the funny quote "life hack, play dead to avoid responsibility"
Man wearing retro opossum graphic shirt in white color with the funny quote "life hack, play dead to avoid responsibility"
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Play Dead To Avoid Responsibility Shirt

$34.90$24.90
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Unisex Fit – Perfect for everyone, women & men!

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Funny Opossum Tee for Professional Procrastinators

Tired of adulting? Try the ultimate life hack: play dead! This shirt says it all with a funny opossum graphic. It’s soft, lightweight, and perfect for lazy days. Wear it when you need a break or just want a laugh. The Play Dead Shirt is great for chilling out or making people smile. Life’s hard—sometimes, it’s okay to opt out.

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Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     
S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship lightning-fast so your new favorite shirt is in your hands ASAP.
Here’s when you can expect it:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 4–10 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Worldwide: 10–30 business days

📌 All orders include tracking — we’ll email you the link the moment it ships.

Returns & Exchanges

Order with confidence — we make returns easy. You have 14 days from delivery to send it back or swap for another size/design.

✅ Quick Return Rules:

  • Unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine)
  • In original condition (no deodorant stains)
  • Exchanges available for size or design changes

📩 Start a Return:
Just email support@sundryft.com — we’ll handle the rest.

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Woman wearing retro opossum graphic shirt in ash grey color with the funny quote "life hack, play dead to avoid responsibility"

Play Dead To Avoid Responsibility Shirt

$34.90$24.90
Ash
Natural
White
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL