Man wearing an ash gray hoodie featuring a funny retro-style laughing sun graphic and the quote 'Someday We'll All Be Dead'.
Woman wearing a sand beige hoodie featuring a funny retro-style laughing sun graphic and the quote 'Someday We'll All Be Dead'.
Woman wearing a white hoodie featuring a funny retro-style laughing sun graphic and the quote 'Someday We'll All Be Dead'.
Close-up of a woman wearing a white hoodie featuring a funny retro-style laughing sun graphic and the quote 'Someday We'll All Be Dead'.
Man wearing an ash gray hoodie featuring a funny retro-style laughing sun graphic and the quote 'Someday We'll All Be Dead'.
Woman wearing a sand beige hoodie featuring a funny retro-style laughing sun graphic and the quote 'Someday We'll All Be Dead'.
Woman wearing a white hoodie featuring a funny retro-style laughing sun graphic and the quote 'Someday We'll All Be Dead'.
Close-up of a woman wearing a white hoodie featuring a funny retro-style laughing sun graphic and the quote 'Someday We'll All Be Dead'.

Someday We'll All Be Dead Hoodie
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Color: Ash
Size: S
Size guide

Premium Quality

Heavyweight cotton with a soft vintage feel.

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Man wearing an ash gray hoodie featuring a funny retro-style laughing sun graphic and the quote 'Someday We'll All Be Dead'.

Someday We'll All Be Dead Hoodie

$59.90 $44.90
Man wearing an ash gray hoodie featuring a funny retro-style laughing sun graphic and the quote 'Someday We'll All Be Dead'.
Woman wearing a sand beige hoodie featuring a funny retro-style laughing sun graphic and the quote 'Someday We'll All Be Dead'.
Woman wearing a white hoodie featuring a funny retro-style laughing sun graphic and the quote 'Someday We'll All Be Dead'.
Close-up of a woman wearing a white hoodie featuring a funny retro-style laughing sun graphic and the quote 'Someday We'll All Be Dead'.

Someday We'll All Be Dead Hoodie

$59.90 $44.90
Color: Ash
Size: S
Size & Fit

Our tees are cut for a relaxed, easy-going fit — just the way a vintage-inspired graphic tee should be. Made from heavyweight, ring-spun cotton, they have a soft, broken-in feel from day one. The fit is unisex and true to size, with just the right amount of room for all-day comfort.

Men: order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit, or size up for extra oversized vibes.

Women: order your usual unisex size for a relaxed look, or size down if you prefer a closer fit.

For exact measurements, check the size chart above before ordering 👆

Shipping & Return

Shipping Times

We ship lightning-fast so your new favorite shirt is in your hands ASAP.
Here’s when you can expect it:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 4–10 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Worldwide: 10–30 business days

📌 All orders include tracking — we’ll email you the link the moment it ships.

Returns & Exchanges

Order with confidence — we make returns easy. You have 14 days from delivery to send it back or swap for another size/design.

✅ Quick Return Rules:

  • Unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine)
  • In original condition (no deodorant stains)
  • Exchanges available for size or design changes

📩 Start a Return:
Just email support@sundryft.com — we’ll handle the rest.

Description

A Hoodie for Those Who Keep It Real

Life is short, so why not have a sense of humor about it? This Someday We’ll All Be Dead Hoodie is the perfect mix of dark humor, retro vibes, and ultimate comfort. Whether you’re an existential thinker, a comedy fan, or just enjoy making people do a double take, this hoodie has got you covered—literally.

Why You'll Love This Hoodie

✔ Super Soft & Cozy – Like a warm hug, but existential.
✔ Retro & Darkly Funny – Because laughing at life is better than stressing about it.
✔ Fade-Proof Print – Because your hoodie should last (even if we won’t).
✔ Unisex Fit (S-5XL) – Perfect for anyone embracing the big picture.
✔ Ethically Made – Good for the planet, no regrets.

🔥 For People Who Like Their Humor a Little Dark
This hoodie is perfect for those who find joy in the absurdity of life. Wear it to coffee shops, deep conversations, or anywhere you want to remind people to live a little—because, well, Someday We’ll All Be Dead Hoodie says it all.

Shop now and make every moment (and outfit) count!
Size chart

Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     
S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

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