Woman wearing a sand beige hoodie featuring a funny retro-style country frog graphic with the quote 'You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella'.
Close-up of a white hoodie featuring a funny retro-style country frog graphic with the quote 'You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella'.
Man wearing an ash gray beige hoodie featuring a funny retro-style country frog graphic with the quote 'You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella'.
Woman wearing a white hoodie featuring a funny retro-style country frog graphic with the quote 'You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella'.
Woman wearing a sand beige hoodie featuring a funny retro-style country frog graphic with the quote 'You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella'.
Close-up of a white hoodie featuring a funny retro-style country frog graphic with the quote 'You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella'.
Man wearing an ash gray beige hoodie featuring a funny retro-style country frog graphic with the quote 'You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella'.
Woman wearing a white hoodie featuring a funny retro-style country frog graphic with the quote 'You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella'.

You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella Hoodie
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Color: Sand
Size: S
Size guide

Premium Quality

Heavyweight cotton with a soft vintage feel.

Fast Worldwide Shipping

Get free shipping with orders over $99

Easy 30-Day Returns

Love it or send it back, hassle-free.
Woman wearing a sand beige hoodie featuring a funny retro-style country frog graphic with the quote 'You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella'.

You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella Hoodie

$59.90 $44.90
Woman wearing a sand beige hoodie featuring a funny retro-style country frog graphic with the quote 'You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella'.
Close-up of a white hoodie featuring a funny retro-style country frog graphic with the quote 'You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella'.
Man wearing an ash gray beige hoodie featuring a funny retro-style country frog graphic with the quote 'You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella'.
Woman wearing a white hoodie featuring a funny retro-style country frog graphic with the quote 'You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella'.

You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella Hoodie

$59.90 $44.90
Color: Sand
Size: S
Size & Fit

Our tees are cut for a relaxed, easy-going fit — just the way a vintage-inspired graphic tee should be. Made from heavyweight, ring-spun cotton, they have a soft, broken-in feel from day one. The fit is unisex and true to size, with just the right amount of room for all-day comfort.

Men: order your usual size for a classic relaxed fit, or size up for extra oversized vibes.

Women: order your usual unisex size for a relaxed look, or size down if you prefer a closer fit.

For exact measurements, check the size chart above before ordering 👆

Shipping & Return

Shipping Times

We ship lightning-fast so your new favorite shirt is in your hands ASAP.
Here’s when you can expect it:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 4–10 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Worldwide: 10–30 business days

📌 All orders include tracking — we’ll email you the link the moment it ships.

Returns & Exchanges

Order with confidence — we make returns easy. You have 14 days from delivery to send it back or swap for another size/design.

✅ Quick Return Rules:

  • Unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine)
  • In original condition (no deodorant stains)
  • Exchanges available for size or design changes

📩 Start a Return:
Just email support@sundryft.com — we’ll handle the rest.

Description

Big Brain or Big Gas? You Decide

Life is full of tough choices. Coke or Pepsi? Dogs or cats? Being a genius or letting one rip in an elevator? This hoodie asks the real question—are you a Smart Fella or a Fart Smella?

A Hoodie for Philosophers (and Farters)

This isn't just any hoodie. It's a bold declaration, a conversation starter, a test of character. Will you be the sharpest mind in the room or the reason everyone suddenly walks away? Only time (and air circulation) will tell.

The Ultimate Comfort—No Matter Your Choice

  • Soft & Cozy – Perfect for deep thoughts or deep regrets.
  • Unisex Fit – Whether you're dropping knowledge or dropping… something else.
  • Durable Print – Will outlast both your brightest ideas and your worst burrito decisions.

A Gift That Stinks (In a Good Way)

Got a friend who thinks they're a genius but always clears the room? This is for them. Got a family member who swears they never fart? Lies. Get them this hoodie.

Final Verdict

Whether you're brilliant or just "airing things out," the 'Smart Fella Or Fart Smella' hoodie is a must-have. Just… maybe stand downwind.
Size chart

Printed on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees – soft, heavyweight, perfect vintage feel.

📌 Unisex fit – true to size  
✔ Regular look = your usual size  
✔ Oversized = one size up  

Size Width (Chest)

     Length     
S 18" (46 cm) 27" (71 cm)
M 20" (51 cm) 28" (74 cm)
L 22" (56 cm) 29" (76 cm)
XL 24" (61 cm) 31" (79 cm)
2XL 26" (66 cm) 32" (81 cm)
3XL 28" (71 cm) 33" (84 cm)
4XL 30" (76 cm) 34" (86 cm)

 

🛠 Fabric Info:  
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, durable, and breathable  
✔ Garment-dyed for a vintage, worn-in look  
✔ Pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Related Products

Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90
Example product title
$44.90
$59.90
$44.90

Recently Viewed Products