You're Either A Smart Fella Or A Fart Smella Hoodie

Big Brain or Big Gas? You Decide

Life is full of tough choices. Coke or Pepsi? Dogs or cats? Being a genius or letting one rip in an elevator? This hoodie asks the real question—are you a Smart Fella or a Fart Smella?

A Hoodie for Philosophers (and Farters)

This isn't just any hoodie. It's a bold declaration, a conversation starter, a test of character. Will you be the sharpest mind in the room or the reason everyone suddenly walks away? Only time (and air circulation) will tell.

The Ultimate Comfort—No Matter Your Choice

Soft & Cozy – Perfect for deep thoughts or deep regrets.
Unisex Fit – Whether you're dropping knowledge or dropping… something else.
Durable Print – Will outlast both your brightest ideas and your worst burrito decisions.

A Gift That Stinks (In a Good Way)

Got a friend who thinks they're a genius but always clears the room? This is for them. Got a family member who swears they never fart? Lies. Get them this hoodie.