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I Eat Asbestos Hoodie

$79.95$59.95
Pepper
White
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Dangerously Dumb – I Eat Asbestos Hoodie

Ever bite into drywall and think, “Mmm, spicy”? Then this hoodie’s for you. I Eat Asbestos is the boldest, dumbest flex you’ll ever wear. It’s retro, it’s weird, and it gets laughs faster than you can say “EPA violation.” Super soft. Zero asbestos (we think). Wear it to confuse everyone at brunch, the DMV, or your next job interview.

🚀 Dare to disturb the peace—grab yours before it’s banned!

Highlights:
• Premium comfort cotton-poly blend
• Retro graphic that screams “What?”
• Great gift for irony lovers and chaos goblins
• Perfect for gas stations, Waffle House, and your ex's house
• Machine washable and meme-approved

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📌 Unisex Fit – Designed for Everyone!

Our hoodies run true to size, but here’s how to choose the perfect fit:

  • ✔ Regular fit? Order your usual size.
  • ✔ Oversized look? Go one size up.
  • ✔ Extra baggy? Go two sizes up.

📌 Check the Size Chart Below:
(inches & cm for USA & international customers)

Size Width (Chest - Inches & CM) Length (Inches & CM) Sleeve Length (Inches & CM)
S 20" (51 cm) 27" (69 cm) 33.5" (85 cm)
M 22" (56 cm) 28" (71 cm) 34.5" (88 cm)
L 24" (61 cm) 29" (74 cm) 35.5" (90 cm)
XL 26" (66 cm) 30" (76 cm) 36.5" (93 cm)
2XL 28" (71 cm) 31" (79 cm) 37.5" (95 cm)
3XL 30" (76 cm) 32" (81 cm) 38.5" (98 cm)
4XL 32" (81 cm) 33" (84 cm) 39.5" (100 cm)
5XL 34" (86 cm) 34" (86 cm) 40.5" (103 cm)

🛠 Fabric Info:

  • ✔ 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester – Soft, warm & durable.

📌 Still unsure? Check our Size Guide or Contact Support!

Shipping Times

We ship lightning-fast so your new favorite shirt is in your hands ASAP.
Here’s when you can expect it:

🇺🇸 USA: 3–7 business days
🇬🇧 UK & Germany: 3–7 business days
🇪🇺 Europe: 4–10 business days
🌏 Australia, Canada & Worldwide: 10–30 business days

📌 All orders include tracking — we’ll email you the link the moment it ships.

Returns & Exchanges

Order with confidence — we make returns easy. You have 14 days from delivery to send it back or swap for another size/design.

✅ Quick Return Rules:

  • Unworn & unwashed (trying it on is fine)
  • In original condition (no deodorant stains)
  • Exchanges available for size or design changes

📩 Start a Return:
Just email support@sundryft.com — we’ll handle the rest.

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Man wearing pepper-colored 'I Eat Asbestos' hoodie.

I Eat Asbestos Hoodie

$79.95$59.95
Pepper
White
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL